"A one-piece [sic] draws attention to her lacking feminine physique."
"The ruffles help hide the fact that she's so flat-chested."
"Her "alone time" with Tamaki is up. Next lady, please proceed."
"I thought going to the beach meant a day off."
Haruhi's fans approach their idol.
Tamaki daydreams about Haruhi and he taking a romantic stroll at sunset.
"What's wrong with Tamaki?"
"Haru-chan! Wanna go hellfish shifting?"
"Senpai, dinner is gonna be awesome!"
"Tell me, Haruhi...Isn't this crab crab-tivating?"
Haruhi -- the manliest host of them all -- picking up bugs with her bare hands.
"Haruhi is so brave and manly...He's just so sweet...He's the best."
The prize for the host who can discover if Haruhi is afraid of anything.
Three very surprised, very interested hosts.
Tamaki aghast that Kyoya has access to photos of "his little girl."
Haruhi -- unafraid of the supernatural...
Probably unafraid of snakes, too; though Tamaki might be.
"Hey man, there are chicks up here."
Haruhi bravely intercedes, much to the displeasure of the bully...
...who tosses her off the cliff and into the sea.
"Why did you confront them?"
"I don't think I did anything wrong."
"Fine, but I'm not speaking to you until you can admit that you were wrong."
"Don't you think you've had enough?"
"Excuse me? I thought you weren't speaking to me."
"I think you should apologize, 'kay?
"Well, that was a waste of a perfectly good meal."
"I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to intrude."
Contemplating his lesson plan.
Haruhi finds out how the twins got even...
...and the guests received expensive bouquets.
"Why'd you turn the lights off?"
"If you want to, you can pay for the flowers with your body."
"Surely you don't believe that a person's sex doesn't matter."
"You've left yourself completely defenseless against me."
"You won't do it, Kyoya-senpai."
"I know, because [sic] you wouldn't gain anything from it."
"I know you're just trying to prove Tamaki-sempai's point."
"You're right. You're a fascinating young woman, Haruhi."
"I guess I never realized what a nice guy you are."
"Nothing to be gained, huh?"
Haruhi has business to attend to.
"What business could you have in a wardrobe?!"
"Haruhi, are you afraid of thunder and lightning?"
How she dealt with it then.
"I always get through things like this by myself."
Haruhi reveals her trust.
"I'll always be here for you, Haruhi."
"Well, at least know what S&M is."