"The Ootori Group's [sic] concern has always been for [sic] the general public."
The Host Club enjoys an advance invitation.
"We're so worried about keeping our good looks day and night...
...we deserve a little vacation."
"Want to share some coconut juice with me?"
Mori is pleased that Honey is having a good time.
"Here. Do what you've got to do."
Haruhi in her Hitachiin couture swimsuit.
"A proper young woman should not show that much skin before she gets married."
Haruhi's needs are simple.
The twins were certain Tamaki would tantrum just to see Haruhi in a swimsuit.
"He must be one of those jealous pervert types.
Another tactless Tamaki remark.
Honey prancing off to play.
Renge, with her traveling rig...
"That outfit's impressive. What's with the tatoo?
"Boss, are you sure it's okay for Renge to be dressed like that?"
"Well, yeah...because it's cosplay...I guess?"
Renge points out Honey's cleverness.
"Haruhi, I think it's time we got married."
"Do you really think I'd let Haruhi marry you guys?"
...while Honey does the I-can-do-it-by-myself way.
One of Tamaki's many faces.
A bit of Ouran business...
Nothng to be done but hold on for the ride.
"Gentlemen, we're going after Honey-senpai."
Running from crocodiles, everywhere.
"What's up with the crocodiles?"
"Thanks a lot, you guys. I got some great data today."
Kyoya's one and only smirk.
Waiting out the squall...
...where Haruhi gets a history lesson.
"I'm sure it's going to be alright."
"Don't tell me Mori-senpai is after my spot as Haruhi's Daddy!"
Haruhi freaks out when startled...
...so Mori offers his protection and...
...says her name, which pleases Haruhi just a little.
The Ootoris' private police force - The Black Onion Squad - is summoned to assist.
"Senpai's a perv for Haruhi!"
Aware that something isn't right.
"We'll take the target into custody."
Honey - safe and sound...
...and taking care of business.
"Picking on my friends is bad. Got it?"
The twins are surprised they're still alive.
"I'll bet you were pretty lonely without me around, huh?"