Tamaki: I'm in my mom's car
Tamaki: Vroom Vroom!
Kyoya: Get out me car!
Tamaki: Aw
~~~
Hikaru: Yeah me and Kaoru are so in sync we finish each other's...
Kaoru who was spaced out: ...
Hikaru: Sssss...
Kaoru: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
~~~
Hikaru: What are we doing?
Kaoru: wasting our lives
Hikaru: I meant for lunch
~~~
Judge: How do you plead?
Tamaki: *Looks at Kyoya*
Kyoya: *mouths* "Not guilty"
Tamaki: Hot milky
Kyoya: Just lock him up
~~~
Honey texting: Hey guys I'm going to make French toast sticks in the oven. I'm going to take a quick nap wake me up in five minutes so I can flip them over
Kaoru five minutes later: Honey it's been five minutes flip your sticks
Honey: *sleeping*
Kaoru: HONEY YOUR STICKS
~~~
Haruhi: *putting a bandage on her toes*
Tamaki: What happened to you?
Haruhi: It's not a big deal
Tamaki: are you sure? it looks pretty bad.
Haruhi: I just stubbed my toe on the table
Tamaki: *holding a chainsaw* which table?
Haruhi: I-
Tamaki: I SAID WHICH TABLE
